she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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