Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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