Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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