awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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