This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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