I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I could make wine with my vomit
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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