the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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