It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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