Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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