hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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