It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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