How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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