That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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