It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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