Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
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He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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