question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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