I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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