He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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