I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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