so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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