Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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