Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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