How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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