I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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