yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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