grandma shit on top of the toilet
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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