she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We named our party play list daddy issues
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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