My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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