yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you never un-have a 4some
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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