no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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