Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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