Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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