Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I smell like Dick and happiness
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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