They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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