problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Your dad touched me again.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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