I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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