Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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