some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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