come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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