I feel great
I just peed on a car
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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