Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
third nipple confirmed
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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