Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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