but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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