Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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