he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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