At least make sure they are 18
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???