Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave