You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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