i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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