you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
they're like a gay fantastic four
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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