Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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