Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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