How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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