I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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