Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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