I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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