I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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