i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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