ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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